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Yes pray to the worldβs largest pedo to kids matchmaking organization.
With enough donations to the church you too can absolve yourself from molesting the alter boys and die guilt free of your crimes.
Why can't you just treat a shitpost like a shitpost?
Oh no, someone on the internet is insulting the pedo smuggling ring. Better go defend the poor poor cult. π€¦ββοΈ
Actually I meant pray to Harambe but whatever
Thatβs fine, Harambe only touched that one kid.
Man people are not enjoying this one apparently but I want you to know it had me cackling like a psychopath at work
Thank you. I thought it was hysterical too. π
Well, I'm going to hell becsuse this was funny af.
Thank you.
Donβt worry about going to hell, just make a wish upon a star and pinky promise that you feel super bad and are sorry, then they will let you into heaven with the pedos too.
Can I please go to Hell?
Is everyone too high or not high enough to understand he's talking about actual Christians who actually believe in praying and not the OP posting the meme?
I haven't touched shit yet today so maybe I'm just not high enough...
Literacy is at an all time low and I guess a shitpost comment on a shitpost is apparently too much complexity for some people to grasp.
Glad you got a good chuckle out of it.
Let's get you back to bed, grandpa
Cute, so which cult do you bend your knee for?
The one with whoβs dear leader fucks 8 year olds or the one that plays hide the pedo and shuffles them from church to church π€