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People of the penile persuasion can sit while peeing. It is very easy to do.
not with morning wood
Why do you have morning wood at a public toilet
I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet
I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
Waking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
so you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen?
i would transition but there's no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
Did you mean... You wood transition?
I guess wood is inescapable
You can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
I guess I'm trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
Haha yeah...
I'm now on the side that everyone needs to sit down to pee. but as a compromise, everyone is allowed to go number 2 standing up
If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
how the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes
Use the force
Proceeds to pee like the guy in Upload
i was really impressed by the window trick
I like that some developer in that series went out of their way to ensure they could do not wrong when peeing. Out the window.. 100% no splash
brother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up
If it's pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?
You step back real far and lean forward, stabilize with your hand on the tank. It might take a lil practice but it's light years better than trying to bend it down
You can lean forward even better starting from a sitting position, chest down, hips up with slight rotation.
Leaning and hoping your hand doesn't go through the drywall. Luckily for me by the time I gained weight I didn't have the morning issues all the time.
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It comes with the risk of contamination or infection if you're well endowed.
do such people also have to poop while standing?
Analyze the form factor of toilet. Is it one of those round ones that's sized for potty-training a child? Emergencies only. The bowl deep enough and water low enough? Push dick down with one hand, hope Poseidon doesn't kiss your willy. Stand up far to wipe, don't sit down too fast. Try not to piss under the seat.
Prefer to avoid public restrooms for shits, stand up to pee.
No they just sling it round their neck for that.
I'm not well endowed, at best I'm average... at best. But while I don't touch the water, I hit the front of the bowl. It's disgusting to feel the cold porcelain.
Why though.
Because splashback.
Just cause it's easy doesn't mean you should.
Also, it's not easier than standing.
I find sitting easier than standing. It requires less attention (atleast if you have standards of the waste actually being in the pot).
do you like, have severe knee pain or something? that's the only way i can see it being more difficult to sit down.
Even when sitting down we have to aim the nozzle manually, so it's just sitting down for a moment then getting up, which normally is more work than standing there for a moment.
And (at least for me), it is more comfortable peeing standing up (albeit that might be because of a lifetime of doing it like that).
Another compromise is to pee in the shower. or better yet, on there indoor plants, this way we don't need to water them.
Remember, there's a difference between peeing in the shower and peeing into the shower.
SHOWER, But you barely know her
I know you're joking, but pee has to be diluted 1:10 with water if you want to give it to your houseplants as fertilizer. Otherwise you will burn them
what if I developed a drinking problem and my pee becomes naturally diluted?
Dunkcore
Just the need of undoing your pants/belt already makes it easier to stand up.
And some seats have that front opening, which helps, otherwise there's often not much room to pee sitting down.
Then there's also some people who prefer to cover the seat with toilet paper before sitting down.
It's easier to stand up.
I don't like it when my thing touchs the inside of the toilet its disgusting and other xommentters took the time to explain the simple reasons for you