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do you like, have severe knee pain or something? that's the only way i can see it being more difficult to sit down.
Even when sitting down we have to aim the nozzle manually, so it's just sitting down for a moment then getting up, which normally is more work than standing there for a moment.
And (at least for me), it is more comfortable peeing standing up (albeit that might be because of a lifetime of doing it like that).
Another compromise is to pee in the shower. or better yet, on there indoor plants, this way we don't need to water them.
Remember, there's a difference between peeing in the shower and peeing into the shower.
SHOWER, But you barely know her
I know you're joking, but pee has to be diluted 1:10 with water if you want to give it to your houseplants as fertilizer. Otherwise you will burn them
what if I developed a drinking problem and my pee becomes naturally diluted?
Dunkcore
Just the need of undoing your pants/belt already makes it easier to stand up.
And some seats have that front opening, which helps, otherwise there's often not much room to pee sitting down.
Then there's also some people who prefer to cover the seat with toilet paper before sitting down.
It's easier to stand up.
Just leave the lid up and sit on the actual bowl itself
I'll let you try that one
I don't like it when my thing touchs the inside of the toilet its disgusting and other xommentters took the time to explain the simple reasons for you