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In the piece — titled "Can You Fool a Self Driving Car?" — Rober found that a Tesla car on Autopilot was fooled by a Wile E. Coyote-style wall painted to look like the road ahead of it, with the electric vehicle plowing right through it instead of stopping.

The footage was damning enough, with slow-motion clips showing the car not only crashing through the styrofoam wall but also a mannequin of a child. The Tesla was also fooled by simulated rain and fog.

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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And the president is driving one of these?

Maybe we should be purchasing lots of paint and cement blockades...

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

When he was in the Tesla asking if he should go for a ride I was screaming "Yes! Yes Mr. President! Please! Elon, show him full self driving on the interstate! Show him full self driving mode!"

[–] Chewget@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The president can't drive by law unless on the grounds of the White House and maybe Camp David. At least while in office. They might be allowed to drive after leaving office...

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I don't think Trump can drive. As in, he doesn't even know what the pedals do.

[–] beirdobaggins@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

He looks like he's making the siren sounds and having a great time

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

I imagine when he's driving around his golf course he makes voom voom noises

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

He would be a much funnier person if he weren't in a position of power (and thus didn't have the ability to affect people), especially one as terrifying as being the leader of one of the most powerful nations in the world.

He's going to fall out of the cab on the next right turn.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Are his hands even big enough to hold the wheel?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

This isn't true at all. I can't tell if you're being serious or incredibly sarcastic, though.

The reason presidents (and generally ex presidents, too) don't drive themselves is because the kind of driving to escape an assassination attempt is a higher level of driving and training than what the vast majority of people ever have. There's no law saying presidents are forbidden from driving.

In any case, I would be perfectly happy if they let him drive a CT and it caught fire. I'd do a little jib, and I wouldn't care who sees that.

[–] RalphWolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Current and past presidents are prohibited from driving.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

you're gonna have to drop a source for that.

because, no, they're not. the Secret Service provides a driver specially trained for the risks a president might face, and very strongly insists, but they're not "prohibited" from driving simply because they're presidents.

to be clear, the secret service cannot prohibit the president from doing anything they really want to do. Even if it's totally stupid for them to do that. (This includes, for example, Trump's routine weekend round of golf at Turd-o-Lardo)

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

to be clear, the secret service cannot prohibit the president from doing anything they really want to do

Was Trump lying when he said the SS wouldn't take him back to the capital on Jan 6?

I could definitely see him lying about that so he doesn't look like he abandoned his supporters during the coup, but I could also see the driver being like "I can't endanger you, mr president" and ignoring his requests.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Was Trump lying when he said the SS wouldn’t take him back to the capital on Jan 6?

Definitely not. There is no way in hell the secret service would have taken the president to that shit show. Doesn't mean that they would have physically arrested him if he insisted going on his own, however.

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're technically correct, there is no law prohibiting a current or former president from driving, but there is a policy preventing it and it is enforced by the secret service (who follow them around for the rest of their life). Many former presidents have gone on the record that the lose of their driving privileges really sucks (Bush 43, Clinton, and Obama have all discussed it on camera during various interviews). It's been a policy since Kennedy was assassinated, lots of other policy changes too, but one was the no driving bit.

Random sources: https://www.smh.com.au/world/us-presidents-can-have-everything--except-the-car-keys-20140506-zr5we.html

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/28/presidents-arent-allowed-to-drive.html

And one just about some times they drove anyway:

https://www.motorbiscuit.com/3-u-s-presidents-got-around-no-driving-rule/

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Policy can be changed. Quite easily.

Especially by the president, when it’s about the president.

Obama, Clinton, others, they don’t really lose their driving privileges. Effectively, they do, sure. But that’s because they’re not utter morons.

Even trump has yet to prove himself that stupid. He probably is that stupid, but he likes the pomp and circumstance, don’t get me wrong.

Other policies include screening people for firearms at rallies- trump over ruled that one, that day, too.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 0 points 2 days ago

I never that proud of a french president than when I read this comment 😎

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

The real question is, in a truly self-driving car, (not a tesla) are you actually driving?