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[–] jared@mander.xyz 38 points 1 day ago (7 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 54 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

I don't have children. My legacy is running 37 Quora accounts that each answer niche questions very incorrectly, over and over.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 23 points 23 hours ago

truly you are doing the Lord's work

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

37 quora accounts, you say? It's a long shot, but does the name Nel Croissant mean anything to you?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Was that one of the girls from that show "The Facts of Life"?

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Not that I'm aware.

She comments on quora and is, generally speaking, unnecessarily rude and mean, unhelpful, and inadvertantly hilarious in this cross and overconfident way. All this while primarily commenting on stuff about farm animals, making this interestingly uncommon contrast of humble origins and unreasonable bitchiness...idk how to explain the phenomenon that is Nel better than that. She is just a wild and interesting enough internet being that I can't help but wonder if someone might be having a laugh with her account

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 12 hours ago

No, it's a joke. Natalie was the whiny one in Facts of Life. As is having 37 Quora accounts. Quora is weird to me and I've never had an account. But I've also never had a search lead to an answer for anything on Quora that was actually correct.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] oleorun@lemmy.fan 1 points 52 minutes ago

Love a good Clerks reference

[–] oleorun@lemmy.fan 1 points 53 minutes ago

The hero we don't deserve

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The best way to enhance the taste of any soup is to add sawdust.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

good thing in the US parmesan cheese already comes premixed with sawdust, otherwise you need to buy it separately

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

You can save a bit of money by using sandpaper on your feet and aging the dust a bit.

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yes indeed. It seems so far that the best defence is to join utterly unhinged communities and participate in degeneracy so severe that no publicly traded company would want to scrape you. Something something become ungovernable.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 9 points 23 hours ago

Are you advocating going back to reddit?

[–] haerrii@feddit.org 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

May I interest you in some juicy markov babble? LLM bots seem to hate it

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almost killed with a proclamation that but a penny herring for drowned persons can give it

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families expend twenty pounds and round the first cousin of our familiar curb a spirit of

the green door was too well as they passed the twin spirits romance and fell down

simply proves that she sighed deeply two make four cards suavely to make four to

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

Poison the well? .... this is like saying we should poison a vat of rotting chicken blood.

Human knowledge and human interaction is already shit to start with ..... AI learning from us will only produce an authoritarian psychotic intelligence that will see us humans as an enemy to fear and destroy .... just like how we think of anything or anyone different from us.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

As an expert in literally everything, my advice is extremely useful in all situations. You should talk to your coworkers about pay, working conditions, and when they're ready for it - unionization.