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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 60 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

As someone who effectively lives in his grandmother's attic and "vibes" I am insulted by the vague comparison. I have to budget with my job damnit, I work as a courier one day a week.

The rest of the week is me doing autism and childhood PTSD things, so jacking off and playing Fallout NV. Also getting new scars via cats.

I also have a far better sense of fashion, THE 1940 SWEDISH TANKER GREAT COAT STAYS ON DURING SEX!

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

stays on

Im sure

during sex

Unproven.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My right hand is a very fulfilling partner!

Lucky, my left is way better and im super right handed. Plus the pins on my masturbation cape got sugary coctail on them and they're really hard to clean.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I consider it sex when my alter ego takes control and starts ravaging my body. Big grey area though, in terms of consent.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oof. I get that. Must be rough finding people who are both considerate and capable of dealing with that complexity.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's rare, finding another with a similar disposition and making it a foursome is the dream.

I wish you the best luck possible.

I may not understand much… but this I get

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't you get bored, or back problems from sitting at a computer 24/7 ?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I have enough room to pace in a circle while listening to music and emotionally spiral over my past failures, perpetual inadequacy, etcetera. Also I sometimes need to sleep so I lay down at times. Also it isn't seven days a week, I need to go out to the desert and deliver vegetables and other produce every Friday.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like I am being trolled, but if this is actually true, it sounds interesting

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

I'm being completely serious, though theres a good bit of self awareness mixed in. I wish I could get a job that was more than one day a week, but alas unless you want to work front end retail getting any other job is like pulling teeth. Online applications were a mistake for numerous reasons least of all it forces folks like myself more or less out of the job market because I fundementally can't deal with their stupid song and dance, just give me a job if ya don't like me fire me.

Or are you referring to my pacing? If so I feel it's needed context that I more or less have the second floor to myself since my grandmother's knees can't handle it. Helps that I'm her only descendant on speaking terms with her, also she raised me.

That sounds mostly okay!

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I need to go out to the desert and deliver vegetables and other produce every Friday.

Now that would be fucking awesome. love driving

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

It's great, now if only the out of staters knew how to drive in hazardous wind conditions.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

But have you 100 % NV yet? I'm currently trying to.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I have had NV since it more or less released I have over a thousand hours on it and have played it more or less continuously for over a decade. Of course I havent 100% it.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Nice. I also have had it since then, but got it for the 360. Did one playthrough and vowed never to play another Bethesda game on console haha. Been doing it on PC this time.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Could be worse, my first playthrough was the PS3 version. Which to say was a scuffed introduction would be an understatement, though luckily I was able to get the ultimate edition at Walmart discounted on August 13 2012 according to my steam profile. Which I am now realizing means I put up with PS3 NV for nearly 2 years fucking hell, kid me had a high tolerance for bullshit.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Oof. Weird thing was that I played FO3 on PC, but then got NV for the 360. Not too sure why. 2 years on console NV is a feat to endure haha.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Skyrim on 360 was even more painful. Hope ya like 10 minutes of chicken loading screen. My laptop back then couldn't run Skyrim but it could run NV rather well.