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[–] kadup@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (12 children)

I'm Brazilian and I don't know what a Brazilian butt lift is

[–] candyman337@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

They take fat from elsewhere in your body and shove it in your ass, if they do it wrong and accidentally hit a vein, it can cause a pulmonary embolism. Even after if the surgery doesn't take the fat in your ass can rot and cause a smell. It's an insane and high risk surgery solely for cosmetics.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

and shove it in your ass,

I think they inject it, but your way sounds more fun.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Inject = Shove through a small needle :D

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