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What the hell am I going wrong then? I've been bald for 3 years and I ain't got jack shit!
Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.
It's getting a 200K funding from your dad that's the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn't trying to survive.
Plenty of people have received far more than that from their dads. There must be something else.
3 years? I've been bald for 20 years and I'm 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?
You spent it all on avocado toast, didn't you.
Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I was 23. I'm 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!
You and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.