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[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I used to want to have my corpse frozen, then loaded into the pilot seat of a fake alien landing shuttle, complete with a computer system and books written in “alien language” that’s really just complicated code version of my will, and pushed off a transport plane to fall somewhere such as Antarctica or Greenland, to be covered with snow and ice for decades before someone randomly found it. Absolute win for conspiracy shit, and would be fun to be a random surprise like that.

I no longer have this plan because 1. I can’t afford it and 2. We don’t really get significant new ice anymore. We just lose old ice.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can still submerge yourself in a bog, it's way cheaper.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago

Entirely true. I wonder what it would take to create a bog..

I mean people have been filling them for ages right? It’d just be restoration.. but probably nowhere near where I am so probably still expensive ;)

I know of a swamp that’s kinda sorta nearby, but like people constantly joke about dumping bodies there so it wouldn’t be a good spot.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

have you considered burying your prank in the transpacific garbage patch?

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I wouldn’t get found until humanity gets its shit together and cleans up the place. So at this rate, never. But not a bad idea.

Nah, now that I’m older, I don’t want to leave anything behind that contributes to the litter. I mean heck I don’t even want to leave my future homestead to be cleared out and have my things dumped.. I’d rather hold the land in trust and pass it, and all the stuff therein, along to whomever I hire to help me when I’m too old to do everything myself.

At this point I just want my corpse dumped in the woods to be consumed, probably on my own land. Return to nature, maybe bury the bones if needed afterwards. Though it would be cool to have my skull collected and painted or something. Put on display somewhere on my land so I can stay there forever :)