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[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 58 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

You can get lithium from the pharmacy if you act crazy enough. Farm fresh lithium too, not some old phone battery lithium.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 42 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

You don't just suck on your old batteries?
Fucking spoiled rich kids and their pharmacy grade lithium...

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer 9-Volt. It's shockingly good.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 hours ago

Do you have lithium 9 volt blocks or do you only get your zinc and manganese from it?

But it's probably important to take care of all your nutritional needs and different 9 volt batteries could provide you with quite some of that.

Clever thinking!

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Wait until they cut Medicaid. People are going to be gnawing on rechargeable AA batteries like it’s chewing tobacco. Maybe C or even D batteries if they need more OnlyFans subscriptions to make rent. It’s going to be like when N.O.R.E. found out Doja Cat was in racial chat rooms showing feet. People are going to find out their crazy but hot girlfriend ate whole car batteries for 8chan.

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This is the America Ted Cruz wants. Vote for me and I will make sure Doja Cat gets the purest lithium.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

what the aneurism did I just read

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

There was a time when I didn’t know what those words meant either and I strongly encourage blissful ignorance over doing research only to come away more ignorant. Every time you don’t know what something on the Internet means, read a scientific paper or another few pages of Tolstoy or visit a museum. You’ll be a happier, healthier person.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You aren't kidding in the slightest. I started down the path of DOJA cat in racist chats and Jesus fuck that went off the rails real fast.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Alright alright alright, what the fuck are you guys getting into?

Gimme the links

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm so happy, cos today I found this thread

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago

It's in my fed

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 6 hours ago

I get mine from track 5 of Nevermind

[–] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

There’s probably a lot that could be recovered from my urine. Fun fact when phosphorus was first discovered they had to boil off gallons of urine to get a useful amount, so they collected barrels of urine from mining camps.