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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 267 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

So it's a taxi.

Motherfucker loves trying to reinvent the wheel only to end up at the goddamn wheel.

"I'ma invent a giant system that goes underground so we can move people around faster!" That's a subway, you santorum-covered condom.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 93 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Par for the course for techbros. His hyperloop was a shittier train. UberPool is a shittier bus. All these dumbfucks grow up being told they're the specialest boys, so of course people who made better things before them were clearly wrong.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hyperloop was a raging success - it stopped funding of railway. I believe he even admitted that this was behind it to begin with.

[–] albert180@piefed.social 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Luckily only in Murica.

The liberal parties here tried to make the same argument here, but luckily no one takes them seriously (in Europe this means something different, than in the US. It's not progressive/left-leaning, they are more like Libertarians/Republicans. They don't hate gay people, but hate paying taxes and regulations)

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 62 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Motherfucker loves trying to reinvent the wheel only to end up at the goddamn wheel.

A shittier version of the wheel.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Isn't the Cybertruck steering wheel called a squircle?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hahahaha

Edit: oh fuck I thought you were just making a joke. Jesus fucking Christ.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Terrible name for a terrible design. Yoke style steering wheels are not safe for cars because they create awkward handholds as they rotate.

Yoke style works in planes and race cars where they aren't rotated 360+ degrees regularly, rarely over 90 degrees either direction.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

If it made sense, Saab would have done it.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I cringed. I don't know if you made that up or not, and the fact that I genuinely can't tell made me sad for this stupid timeline.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 19 points 1 week ago

Apparently it fucking is. God I hate everything.

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

If so, they stole that name from Sony

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

::: spoiler An X... New rimless cross spoke omnidirectional wheel

collapsed inline mediapic of a tank trap

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 1 week ago

Musky naming something involving X.

Challenge: Impossible.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

A square and it’s going to be revolutionary. Each side of the square is going to be an add-on

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

AKA...the "New and Improved Wheel". It's all about the marketing.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

A wheel that may very well kill you, depending on a number of factors that they are well aware of, but unwilling to admit to, in order to fix them.

[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

props for the accurate use of "santorum."

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The story behind that was that there was a actual plan for public transportation in California, but the hype trains surrounding this diverted all that attentionaway from meaningful changes

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

“Failure is an option here. If things are not failing, you are not innovating enough.”

-Elon Musk

[–] bieren@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

But it’s Nazi inventions. Or something I dunno. He’s an idiot and has always been. Just took everyone this long to realize it.