xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 6 months ago

He died for our CinemaSins

(ding)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 6 months ago

Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago

I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago

Ceremorphosis, eh?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 6 months ago

Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”

ಠ_ಠ

my face when

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 6 months ago

Good god man think of the fruitarians

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 7 months ago

Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 7 months ago

Ouhhhhh you saucy

I like you

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The statute of ligma

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

Okay burp Marta, just take this serum, it’ll tran-hiccuptransform your sex

Oh gee, thanks aunty Ronnie - AHHH OH GEEZ RONNIE IT’S TRANSFORMING ME INTO A MUSHROOM I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA CHANGE MY GENDER

Gender is a social c-burp construct, Marta, I don’t respect it

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