teft

joined 2 years ago
[–] teft@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Strong lady who can pick me up with one hand and doesn’t need me to emotionally support her all the time? What’s not to love?

[–] teft@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

No I used, sir or mister or LT. Like I was supposed to.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Uh, what? When i was in we called each other by our first names if we were friends or last names if we were acquaintances. Hardly anyone used ranks unless you were being yelled at or had to report. I was in a combat arms unit so maybe its different for other types of units but i doubt it.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Like an unknown genus

[–] teft@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Francutus of borg emerging from a maturation chamber:

collapsed inline media

[–] teft@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

ty five years with akoocheemoyas? I wonder if I can get myself assimilated.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The Doctor is a projection of the electromagnetic and force fields. Microwaves are projections of electromagnetic fields.

Why couldn't B'Elanna rig up some projector to localize a microwave beam and follow your coffee cup? You could call it the ECH (Everyday Coffee Heater) since it was based off the Doctor.

[–] teft@lemmy.world -4 points 2 months ago

I didn't specify who was doing the manufacturing.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Looks like someone is trying to manufacture a reichstag fire.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’d be like Mortimer. Hanging out in the plasma relay room doing research and trying not to get Tuvixed by the crazy lady in charge.

 
 

This happened twice in the 80s in Africa killing around 1700 people.

 
 

I was watching a documentary about the Wadi Derna dam and thought it was funny that the allamaraine aliens are also called Wadi.

 
 

Something in the article in this post (https://lemmy.world/post/29839640) is crashing the in app browser. I’ve cleared the cache and updated the app to make sure it wasn’t that. The article renders fine in the reader but if you let it render natively something loads after a few seconds and the app crashes back to initial launch.

I’m on the latest iOS on iPad and the latest Voyager.

 
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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by teft@lemmy.world to c/tenforward@lemmy.world
 
 

Inspired by a post in /c/memes by The Picard Maneuver

 

Have a good holiday everyone!

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by teft@lemmy.world to c/tenforward@lemmy.world
 

Description: A meme with Mot from The Next Generation cutting Captain Picard's hair. Below the text reads: Make it so. There is no challenge too great for those who have the will and haircut to make it so.

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