spykee

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YKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seems in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] spykee@lemm.ee 7 points 4 hours ago

Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
I will buy this.

More of an informal poll, but do you cover your mouth when you yawn when you're alone at home? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] spykee@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

Brah, I don't even close the toilet door when I poop if there's nobody in the house.
Yes, I am disgusting. Thank you for noticing.

You must choose... in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] spykee@lemm.ee 10 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

I am a semi functioning human with empathy, I also choose Tacos.

Need a tiebreaker in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] spykee@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago

Don't choose the yellow one. It gets tricky to know when the pee is about to overflow.

What are fun or productive things you can do from a phone? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
What are fun or productive things you can do from a phone? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
Hey Lemmy! What is your most beloved and hated British slang? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] spykee@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

War-Chest-Hair Sauce ... Werk-hamster-shire Sauce ... Wash-your-sister Sauce ... What's-this-here Sauce ... Wister-Sheer Sauce ... ... ...

Yeah. Fucking nailed it!

What 3 words best describe yourself? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

This fucking idiot!

Calibre 8.2 Brings New Kobo and Kindle Features in c/linux@programming.dev
[–] spykee@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Look for an icon that resembles a ship. It symbolises sailing through all the misleading webpages and takes you straight to your desired resource. It looks something like this....

collapsed inline mediaPicture of a eternally giving special ship

Nearly $1 billion of DOGE ‘savings’ vanish overnight in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] spykee@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

What a shite webpage. No matter how many times I close the tiny stupid video window, it will spring up like bloody herpes with every touch. Yahoo, you're as bad as herpes. Eat shit.

OpenAI is building a social network in c/technology@lemmy.world
Behold, the latest AI innovation nobody asked for in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] spykee@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I'd no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(

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