spykee

joined 2 years ago
[–] spykee@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago

Don't choose the yellow one. It gets tricky to know when the pee is about to overflow.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

War-Chest-Hair Sauce ... Werk-hamster-shire Sauce ... Wash-your-sister Sauce ... What's-this-here Sauce ... Wister-Sheer Sauce ... ... ...

Yeah. Fucking nailed it!

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

This fucking idiot!

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Look for an icon that resembles a ship. It symbolises sailing through all the misleading webpages and takes you straight to your desired resource. It looks something like this....

collapsed inline mediaPicture of a eternally giving special ship

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

What a shite webpage. No matter how many times I close the tiny stupid video window, it will spring up like bloody herpes with every touch. Yahoo, you're as bad as herpes. Eat shit.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I'd no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago

Your wife's probably a witch bro. Tomorrow she'll say she regularly gets a good night's sleep. Witches man, I'm telling you.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

*cries with tears only in one eye.

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