samus12345

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I hope i don't get downvoted for this in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
I hope i don't get downvoted for this in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

I like squeezing them and making the claws extend and retract.

Why do people care so much that their friend or family member’s partner is attractive and not just loving? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Being shallow and being honest are not mutually exclusive. At all.

Lara Croft games are the nightmare of any real archaeologist, biologist and paleontologist. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Everything that has ever occurred is science stuff."

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Trump says Canada would pay $61B for Golden Dome, but zero as ’51st state’ in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

And what, Trump, must Canada give in return?

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AI Armageddon in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Good lord, Uncle Bob is from 2029, only 4 years in the future!

Into the meat grinder! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
Rip willy boy in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Will Smith laughed at the joke at first.

Rip willy boy in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

He also laughed at the joke until he saw Jada was pissed.

Rip willy boy in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

To be posted on 3/27/49.

Just over a month before the hundredth anniversary of Hitler's death!

Florida man armed with garden shears survives gator attack before shot, killed by deputies in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Real life being more GTA than actual GTA.

I'd choose 4,5 & 9 in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

Depends on if the descriptions are jackass genie rules or not. If it's being genuine, it means you won't gain any excess weight beyond what's healthy. 1 and 3 seem like descriptions ripe for abuse as well.

1: Thinner!

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3: You can no longer get things you need because you are unable to shop.

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