lemmyng

joined 2 years ago
[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 75 points 1 month ago (7 children)

"It is [verb]ing" (as in "it is raining") can be reinterpreted as "[noun] is happening" ("rain is happening").

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Weighted snake stuffy. She can drape it over he shoulders to simulate deep pressure.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Six String Samurai. It's not good. But it's soooo quotable!

Nice shoes. Nice shoes to DIE in!

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So I just eat black coffee and move on.

Great, now I have this mental image of you waking up late, going "NO TIME TO WAIT FOR THE KETTLE!" and just eating spoonfuls of instant coffee straight from the jar before running out of the house.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pushing Daisies.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago

This feels like a thinly veiled skincare ad...

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Open a picture on your cell phone. Any portrait picture. Now look at it. Do your eyes focus on the whole picture? No, you focus on a portion of it at a time. It doesn't matter that the orientation is vertical, the frame of your focus is the same no matter what you look at.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Missing one with a View-Master.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Until you sport too much and get an injury, and then it's just a chain reaction of things breaking down because you can't exercise them like you used to.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

They're a forum where members participate in group trolling, stalking, doxxing, and harassment of their targets.

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