“Guys we need to have these textbook illustrations in by the 30th”
“Just let the intern do it. He seems eager.”
gigastasio
joined 2 weeks ago
Do we ever talk about Doctor Crusher’s countless medical miracles? How she adapted an experimental technology to defeat a rogue Bore vessel? How she ingeniously escaped an artificially generated parallel universe?
You fuck one ghost…
The hex bug doesn’t stand a chance and it knows it. It’s already trying to find the exit.
We can pay them in memes.
I’ll take a slightly different angle.
Assuming that my new homeworld is inherently aggressive and conquest-oriented, a make the case to spare Earth for the time being. Instead, begin a program of infiltrating and integrating into human societies with the goal of influencing technical and social advancement to make them as aggressive and warlike as us. It would not be difficult to do given humanity’s natural proclivities. When the time is right, introduce ourselves, form an alliance, and use them as front-line cannon fodder for future conquests.
Sure was a lot of spare track in that little box. 😂
Resistance is fertile. You will be inseminated.
Slowly dehydrating and shrinking over time while sitting listlessly in the cold…
…laughed at and mocked by passers by…
…eventually to have your aged, mutilated carcass dragged into the street and mercilessly consumed by the neighborhood deer…
Something I learned a long time ago: I should never, no matter the circumstances, be trusted with large sums of money.
I once came into a substantial amount of money via an insurance settlement. Did I invest it? Pay off debts? Create a rainy day fund? HA! Gambling, drugs, hookers, drugs for the hookers…I lived like Caligula for almost two years. Debauchery was my middle name. And if I ever came into money like that again, I’d do the exact same thing, because it was fucking awesome!
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Wife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!”
This guy: “Nuttin’”