altphoto

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What to I do? I'm a construction worker. Yeah I work construction. Early in the morning I press this button on my phone to start the robots. Then I run around with this brush and backup vacuum cleaning all the rolling surfaces. Yup, that's construction alright!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

We should all gulp.... Could this research benefit non US people only?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

When I die I won't give a single fuck what people who go to my funeral wear.

I'm not defending the guy. I'm just accusing the church of being the other side. Assholes on both sides. I hope my exercised freedom of speech doesn't ruffle feathers. I don't have a suit myself.

I remember when John Paul died and we got Ratzinger Z who was promptly removed for sexual stuff. So I might live to see 4 popes! What a time to be alive! 4 popes. Most people I know are also 3 popes old and pushing for 4.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 16 points 3 days ago

Where? I see the big rat. I don't see Trum.....ohhhh! In blue! Well it though it was a big rat.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

Well hurry up!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

He hasn't shot any migrants from his window in the morning. Maybe shoot migrants from your window? I don't known, that's the part I remember most about Schindler's list.

That could boost sales right?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

"A vaccine with no green paint will never straighten its leaves."

solution that lacks vitality or authenticity can't truly heal or nurture life. Or, you can't fix organic problems with lifeless tools.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"The one who lives thinking of fruit in Uranus will never eat a banana."

If you're too obsessed with absurd or far-off ideas, you'll miss what's right in front of you.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A binary dog will never pee you virtual bananas.

A purely logical or programmed entity (like AI) will never give you true absurdity, spontaneity, or joyfully irrational experiences (the “virtual bananas”).

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"AI cannot peel the cat down to the dog's bark"

AI can't reduce complex, chaotic, or nuanced things (like a cat) into something simple or binary (like a dog’s bark).

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago (5 children)

"three horses, one carrot, a slice at a time or live in purple sauce"

When many want the same reward, it must be shared slowly—or chaos/absurdity ensues.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago

AI catalytic converter technology!

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