altphoto

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Re-open Alcatraz as a tourist attraction with real live criminals like a petting zoo but for violent offenders.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

Some girls like to have 37 cups, however, temporarily between these two girls they can have 1 cup and that is okay!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or the movie about "the bus that couldn't stop"

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I propose a movie about dinosaurs released in San Diego.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But the same dads driving.... Just pull into thus driveway to do the u-turn! Sure! They don't mind! Its a driveway!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

But if you drink the same silver pills you'll have that unique RFK voice. Well it won't be unique if RFK also has it. And you won't need a tan anymore! You'll practically be transitions! Just like transitions glasses, with enough silver in your skin you'll change colors out in the sun! Yey! Everybody wins!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

I don't know, even 7am (at some home depots only maybe? ) I remember the 2x4's had already been picked thru. No, this Saturday was definetly a no sale type of wood pile. Maybe artificially wet to keep it from obtaining its true home depot dumbledwarf magic wand waviness.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A little unrelated but still related... I went to the JohnDepo this weekend to get some 2X4...yeah they still look good from far away but every single stick is warped, wet, splintered and such. But this time what really stroke me was that it was Saturday morning 9am and all shelves with the 2x4x10' and 8' were full to the top.

You know what that means if you know what it means. But let me say it: Nobody's buying! Nobody's working on a weekend project or house extensions or improvements. My 500k house now sits a few streets away from a 2mil dollar house. Like there's absolutely nobody who would want a house in my neighborhood for 2million. C'mon! There's just no way, no how. It boggles the mind that they even finished the stupid thing and put that price on it.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

This but the hands displaying "how big it was"

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

In Kenmore WA, you could hear a pin drop. The birds sang and you could hear your self think. It was weirdly quiet.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Except purple, green, and other non-life compatible people colors. They got other problems to worry about temporarily before the inevitable dull pink gray color sets in. I'm sure they would still enjoy the music given a choice.

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