WTF! Just keep it!
You know that friend who wants to sell you his laptop but keeps showing you know it works instead of letting you try it? That Microsoft. So I say fuck them, just keep the fucking thing if they love it so much that they can't let me use it the way I want to use it -> Linux.
I sleep in the couch next to the window. When I see anything moving, any light, I'm getting up and looking through the little window on top of the door. Nevermind the full side window, I want to be stealthy.... Lol.
Speak the following sentences clearly to your phone's microphone:
I did not "silence" with that woman.
I am not a crook.
Poop in Spanish means shit.
Shit in Spanish could be anything.
...and the small towing tractor..... Ehhh, you mean the two things just fell even though they were already hooked together to go into storage? Or like was the tractor trying to save the plane? Or maybe the seas were really foken rough at the time? Like foken foken?
Texas security guard on a grayhound: ma'am, are you pregnant or a fat guy?
Guy: Dude, its a bus! Everyone goes in the same toilet when its a bus! Wanna see my pee pee?
$3k, $5k, $20k. What's democracy mean to you?
I say let's make him the next Juliani.
You'll just need to let all officers go thru your stuff and touch your privates.
I guess then I will not buy any appliance. Literally, every refrigerator, stove, TV etc that I buy, I first look at the power consumed and then the rating. Then okay we open it up to the scrutiny of my wife for the looks and other features. No way. If it comes to it, I'm bringing my own battery bank and measurement devices to test the appliances on site. The cost of owning a thing in the long run heavily includes how much it eats.
Hey guys! I heard reddit has at least 3 people left. My cousin Fred, his wife Honny, and their friend Emma. I think its a threesome, but I can't prove it.
The progression is:
1 go to school.
2 graduate.
3 go to university.
4 get into so much debt
5 start working to repay.
6 the government makes you a criminal artificially.
7 die in prison.
Just don't say you used to support the guy and do your part to try to get him legally out of the whitehouse along with his admin buddies.