altphoto

joined 1 month ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I like beans and computers. What's not to like!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 1 month ago

The Orange turd final age bet I'd still on. Same for the exact time putin's skull encompasses twice it's current volume.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Lol, I just posted a similar idea. Leader death match streaming available!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

I propose that if a bitch ass like putin, orange man, khawaja ass if want a war, they should get one between each other. We all go on with our lives and we just toss them in a big room made of hardened steel walls floor and roof. Only one of the "leaders" gets to come out alive. If your leader comes out alive, congratulations! You've won the war! And we stream it online so kids can watch and enjoy! If both get tired, the one still standing gets some water and bread. If they are still alive after 2 days then the next inline is tossed in with the same rules except they get a very sharp kitchen knife. Half the arena is coated in poison gel. There's also a bottomless pit and other traps.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 24 points 1 month ago

I asked the lady with no legs. She said bigger dick.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Nobody is mentioning the tiny hands. Its like Trump's tiny hands.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -1 points 1 month ago

Trump....wha! No ever loving way! Let's protect the poor from 5G! If you don't make enough money there must be a law to prevent you from confusion from 5G! Yeah that's it! A big guy came to me, big, crying! I haven't got any 5G Mister Orange man. And I asked him, are you homeless my man? He said yes, so I told him how confusing 5G could be for him. So he stopped crying and had one of my McDonald's cheeseburgers. Big guy crying.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't believe nobody has suggested vitamin D deficiency. One person suggested vitamin deficiency and sure it may be more than just vitamin D, but vitamin D deficiency can make your skin dry. Specially the genitalia areas. Also you might have issues sleeping, bone density, teeth decay, ridges on your nails etc.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Reason #275.6 for never traveling via airplane.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

Only trumpfus.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Me too. This time around it has to be Everyone going to vote and walk out.

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