altphoto

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Felon once porn is illegal.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

No! This was a bad comment. I take it back.

People should totally live and have friends.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

Call an uber or just walk for a bit then call an uber. Take the bus or train. If he did show up, it won't matter if you take a bus. When shit hits the fan, no one is gonna miss a bus.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

Not bad. I to wanna go down tasty. Some people wanna go down fighting. Not me! I'm all for chilly and salty and lemony.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jANuVKeYezs

Interesting song about his dad. People need to pay attention before queen trumpet the first orders us to be made into buttons or book wrap.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

He asked for wrrr LD piss! Wrr LD piss!

god: world peace? Fuck no! How about WW3? Yeah, that's more like it! And a few pandemics!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

How about retirement at 95?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

I just saw a really cheap ant on Craigslist! They want 20 bucks for it. But the best part is that they are willing to negotiate at a local Starbucks. Just need money on hand and ant in a bottle to get this transaction going! Well, it more of a straightaction. Well I don't known if they are trans or gay really or bi. Well I don't known what their pronouns are. Anyway for $20, I'm not gonna ask what they're packing.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

Everyone except for the trump family of pornographers.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

If everyone did that tomorrow, it would be well worth it.....

Before its legal to do that, we can identify and jail assholes who hate. So I propose that this is ok, but also mark every controversial book and follow sketchy guys and gals trying to check those out.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I'll be loads and loads of fun.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Carry an extra set of clothes. If you find someone in need of your shirt and asks to give it to him in a German robotic accent, proceed to do so.

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