altphoto

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

May I get wood? I don't need the circumcision part.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly! Shit wood for a shit post!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

A Romanian friend of mine used to say that about the home depot slogan when they got rid of the experts.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You got the questions.
We got the questions.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

+- 1/8" maybe? Maybe +-1/16". Not -2" on both sides and the whole thing twisted.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Like the old man said "measure twice, cut as many times as so can until its right"

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

Its just a big ol stuffy, I'll be fine after the surgery.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -1 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus? Fucker! Wake up man! We need you! What you need a suit or cape or something? Get the heck up and start busting racist assholes! I would totally start with a little afganese testicle removal.... But in godly excruciating slow motion. With an old, dirty, dull wooden roof shingle. Maybe add ghost pepper to the shingle in lemon juice, vinegar and alcohol mix.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

This morning I heard that we're going back to growing live flu in eggs to make vaccines like the Neanderthals did before the Renaissance.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Felon once porn is illegal.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

No! This was a bad comment. I take it back.

People should totally live and have friends.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

Call an uber or just walk for a bit then call an uber. Take the bus or train. If he did show up, it won't matter if you take a bus. When shit hits the fan, no one is gonna miss a bus.

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