Exactly! Shit wood for a shit post!
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A Romanian friend of mine used to say that about the home depot slogan when they got rid of the experts.
You got the questions.
We got the questions.
+- 1/8" maybe? Maybe +-1/16". Not -2" on both sides and the whole thing twisted.
Like the old man said "measure twice, cut as many times as so can until its right"
Its just a big ol stuffy, I'll be fine after the surgery.
Jesus? Fucker! Wake up man! We need you! What you need a suit or cape or something? Get the heck up and start busting racist assholes! I would totally start with a little afganese testicle removal.... But in godly excruciating slow motion. With an old, dirty, dull wooden roof shingle. Maybe add ghost pepper to the shingle in lemon juice, vinegar and alcohol mix.
This morning I heard that we're going back to growing live flu in eggs to make vaccines like the Neanderthals did before the Renaissance.
Felon once porn is illegal.
No! This was a bad comment. I take it back.
People should totally live and have friends.
Call an uber or just walk for a bit then call an uber. Take the bus or train. If he did show up, it won't matter if you take a bus. When shit hits the fan, no one is gonna miss a bus.
May I get wood? I don't need the circumcision part.