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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 8 hours ago

From the people who brought to you the Tesla X!

Doxing viewing surfaces! That's right! The new Tesla tells you which cars are expensive enough to drive next to you. The rear view mirrors show you if someone is Mexican or black so you can drive faster or cut them off. Extremely useful features.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago

Wow, this is fantastic!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

They should use sea water. They could pump it on to a channel, use it, then send it to the desert to evaporate there. We could start a sodium economy with all the sodium collected. And the chlorine... Hmm they can pump that into the sea water to kill off the barnacles before they have a chance of sticking to stuff.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Once you become a woman, you get one egg every month...but its tiny. And you'll bleed a ton and get cramps. God....yeah that looks good!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 9 hours ago

Florida landlord caught pinning down...girl gets life in el Salvador.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago

Oh for!...I thought you said against. Yup, you're right.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

If there was no shame in being nude, then there wouldn't be a problem..... Imagine finding out that a guy you know has hundreds of portraits of you. Portraits you were never in! Absolutely not terrifying.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 32 points 11 hours ago (6 children)

Cars are a terrorist threat! We should remove them from our streets.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

We won't ever know unless they included a fresh banana for size.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 11 hours ago

Lol, you don't love modern cooking.... Go to Amazon and buy a new one when the old one burns out?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 19 hours ago

Americans and Republicans.

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