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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Because of Schindler's list, Ann Frank's diary and history classes, I totally understood why Vietnamese people here in the US wanted to change their name to a more American name. I found it funny at first when I met my first Viet person ever. But it was then pretty normal and I think the Chinese do it too. Now we are living the same pressures against other migrants. Will they go from Juanes to John's? Will Maria become Jessica?

OMG! Even that is not possible due to the laws where one cannot change our name and also vote.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Forced legal indoctrination.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

Wow! But don't you all worry, as soon as one of us gets sick or dies, we'll know who hot food poisoning. And we'll continued eating it up. Did I miss anything? Like maybe reacting differently to such an event? Nah! That's why chicken is so expensive! Its all the chlorine!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How does Jesus help? I though he was on a forever vacation.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

The suit is not finished, but we'll send the missing parts a few days later! Promise! Wink wink!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

I want to see proof that there's no worm in his knuckle.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I'm out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?... George Carling was the greatest!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And we let him. I propose a sea burial. But let him try to explain fir...nah get in the box!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure all the hardworking engineers, assemblers, office workers, sales people, materials, programmers, hardware, research people are super ecstatic about having their CEO turn their brand new product from an awesome big ass piece of shit electric washed environment destruction truck into a product nobody wants.

Like probably you'll see one of my fellow citizens running around town with a bunch of lawn mowers and leaf blowers in one of these pretty soon. How much did you pay for that shit man? Oh I got it cheap on Craigslist for $3K!

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