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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

We're sinking!
We're sinking!

....what are you sinking about?

The damn engine room man!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

Friends don't let JD visit friends.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago

Looks like a good 65.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Trump did and he's the president. If he can do it, anyone can do it! Trump for Pope! LOL... Not LOL, I hope he doesn't start his own religion after the 3 more years are over.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 40 points 1 week ago

And to migrants.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

The distance between her eyes keeps getting smaller. Or maybe its a camera effect.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Chicklets if its OK with their mom.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Vance is paying them a visit. Oh, looks like they sent their cousin to meet Vans. Oh they be dead. Short visit.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got a great idea from a history book! How about all of us brown people start wearing an arm band!

It could be really cool to see all of us come together... In the gas chamber or the self powering ovens.

Like do they toss us into an existing fire dead or alive? Do they need us to dehydrate first? Do we eat doritos since those things are like dry fuel? And what do we do between falling into the fire and dying. Is it best to scratch our names on the wall? Find someone to make love with one last time? Screams in fear? Just scratch the walls?

Mr. President, these are really important questions. Please have god answer those things for us when we're there peeing ourselves. Like a nice retirement would have been good. But blood stained last message to the world, I suppose that could work for me.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump only likes popes that don't die at a similar age. In fact, had the pope become president and leading racist nazi asshole, he would be alive today.

My theory is that pope Francis when to see where the heck god is at. Cuz WTF man!

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