TheEschatonSucks

joined 2 weeks ago

Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead

Never heard of method trolling

Probably a forklift, those things are heavy af.

Heterosexual bi-romantic

[–] TheEschatonSucks@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tasmanian devil ankle tattoo.

Fuck, I know alright? It was 93 and I was barely 16

[–] TheEschatonSucks@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  1. Sweep the leg
  2. ??
  3. retrieve cell phone
  4. lock cell phone
  5. escape on nearby e scooter