SplashJackson

joined 1 year ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago

Trump's a fucking turnip

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I always find it funny how countries anthropomorphise themselves as birds. Goose beats baldy any day btw. Play Untitled Goose Game

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

473ml has been a standard size for a long time. That's not shrinkflation, that's two different sizes.

That said, fuck Coke

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

I thought this said "goth mouth" and I was sadly disappointed, until I saw the actual picture

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

By the way, which one's Pink?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

I don't blame you, man. We live in unhappy times, it's no place for happy rhymes.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

What like a tulip or a pansy?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 18 points 6 days ago (9 children)

What's a glowy? Like, a glowstick?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 35 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Tariffs are just a way to raise taxes and blame someone else for them

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Nearly half? Why not double half?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago

A missile factory, in Belfast?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I would try bugs. But I would try everything once. I'd really love to try some giraffe neck.

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