SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago

The Turd Reich: "watch me"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 65 points 6 months ago (9 children)

My brother in law, without skipping a beat: "obviously he meant Micronesia"

My reply, apparently not enough to get a response: "So you're okay with a president who's so cognitively vacant he can't tell the difference between two very different sounding words?"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That one I think is more "the people in charge figured they would all be dead before it became a problem"

I fully expect that if the cure for aging was discovered, billionaires would suddenly care a LOT more about climate change.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago

Cats give people toxoplasmosis which fucks up their brains.

Cats are at least partially responsible.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 6 months ago

.... Again. Whether his EOs have the authority to do something HAS NOT MATTERED for the most part.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It's become very clear over the last 20 years that most people in charge all just assumed everything would continue to coast, the status quo would never change, and have absolutely no idea what to do when someone grabs the steering wheel and jerks it into the oncoming lanes.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Can't wait for the executive order reinstating this shit bag.

Please, do tell me that an executive order can't do that.

And do that for all the other executive orders that aren't in any way binding or legal yet the people who LITERALLY have the power to say NO are treating as perfectly acceptable.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 6 months ago

I'm sure they will.

And as long as none of them try profiting off it, Nintendo has no leg to stand on with their usual C&D bullshit.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm exactly like that.

Can't remember important things from a week ago, but I could tell you the plot of any random Farscape episode if I see 5 seconds of it.

Also it wasn't 20...years..... August 2000 oh.... Oh god.... If you'll excuse me I'm going to go curl up in a ball for a bit and have an existential crisis about a show I enjoyed as a teenager having the audacity to remind me of my age.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The spectacle of it would certainly boost sales for a little bit. How much and whether it covers the development time, who knows.

I'd do it on principle alone, but I'm a petty bitch.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 6 months ago

It's the capitalism way.

"The company with the best, cheapest product will come out on top.... Unless the shittier company has more money and lawyers and then they sue everyone else into the ground for even attempting to break into the market."

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 6 months ago

Shit like this is why I haven't bought a Nintendo product in many years.

They might think it's keeping their profits up, but it's hurting their business, as a lot more people than me feel the exact same way.

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