SARGE

joined 1 year ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 3 months ago

Acts of simple sabotage, multiplied by thousands of citizen-saboteurs, can be an effective weapon against the enemy

Simple Sabotage Field Manual, Office Of Strategic Services, 1944

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I was walking a cart to my car today when a cop car with four of those plate readers on each side of it started coasting down my lane.

It took a bit of a jog but I decided to keep up with it and try to block as many plates as I could.

Probably didn't do a thing, but fuck em.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At least 2mph.

Probably.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 3 months ago

DO NOT start chainsaw between legs

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I turned my wife into a nerd and now we go to half price books.

You can't separate the art from the artist, but I can damn well ensure that none of my money goes to them.

Secondhand all the way baybee

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 17 points 3 months ago

If Bob is pissing in the sink, who the fuck cares if Larry The Sink Pisser is saying someone else is pissing in the sink too?

"what about all the sink pissing Larry has done?" is literally whataboutism.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 3 months ago

And in particular, the union went easy on them specifically because they didn't want lasting hard feelings.

So basically trying to please the shitbags never really stopped, it just had a brief couple years of being put on pause.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

That's fair.

I mean, the reason I have a picture should be obvious, I'm literally going for visibility with a name like this...

But 9/10 times it's a generic name with a default or no picture.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Best I can do is an AR-15 with a 3d printed bicycle mount.

Unfortunately that doesn't look as cool as a roman chariot with some spears, IMO.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 39 points 3 months ago

It's a good thing those torches are still burning after thousands of years, otherwise you would have needed a flashlight!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 23 points 3 months ago

A judge would sign a search warrant because a cop pinky swears the target is a black ms13 Muslim antifa commiesocialmarxist.

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