PoPoP

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[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

But then I would be dead.

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

Line em up and cut a third off both apples in one go? Everyone gets 2/3? Seems simple right? Consider the core. I don't think it's possible if you consider the core. You have to kill one of your friends.

You have to kill one of your friends.

You have to kill one of your friends.

Choose which one of your friends to kill.

Reach for the knife before someone else does.

You have to kill one of your friends.

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was very clear when I said almost

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

They made the damn cliff gay. Because of woke

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Unarmed, I think I could comfortably defeat almost any four legged creature that stands lower than my knee.

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

and who is that?

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

I may be contemplative but I'm not refined, I'm quick to anger, and I treat my body like shit. I'll never be him.

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

That's because it's not an insinuation. I think if you take off the bad vibes only lens it's pretty obvious that this is a sarcastic way of describing a type of man who is refined and contemplative, probably not quick to anger, cares about their health. And these are painted as desirable traits since this is a guide on how to attain them.

I think you could stand to try to make sense of nuanced irony a little better. You would at least be a little less agitated day to day.

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

I know that there are words like this that I struggle with but I don't remember which ones. I can't fathom knowing a word like this, knowing I can't spell it, and just like... being okay with that? Like bro, do what little kids do. Write it down on a piece of paper ten times. Spell it out loud. It takes 3 minutes to permanently commit it to memory. You're gonna let first graders be better at this than you, an adult, with a fully developed brain?

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