Donebrach

Did she always have spiral pupils and a weird scar on her cheek?

Well you can choose to ignore the definitions of words. I am not judging.

Not judging. That’s an actual fact.

“Oh beloved fleshlight; would that our prior tryst yielded not such Malty feelings—woe!”

Have you considered these people don’t consider you to be that important in their own lives? It’s not the job of friends to fix the perceived foibles of their friends, unless a friend actually asks for help.

Friends are just people who enjoy each others company and offer as much or as little emotional support when able/willing. When that stops being the case it’s fine to drift apart.

Also, really take a step back, ‘cause you literally wrote this:

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Start building credit if you’re in the US, but don’t treat your credit card like free money.

Don’t let yourself get addicted to alcohol (or any other drug).

Spend a decade commuting by bike if you can (rain or shine).

Get radicalized by the terrorists (people who just wanna have a nice safe society free of bigotry and hate).

A YouTube mixtape found after searching “Madagascar Music” that had a smattering of wonderful folk music from, ostensibly, Madagascar. It must’ve been dmca’d years ago or something ‘cause I’ve not been able to find it since c. 2013.

HONK

Result of having socialized medicines c. 300 years in the future 60 years ago by the best Star Doctor this side of Ceti Alpha V; immortality and an allergy to Retnax.

Why does anyone read Bloomberg? That shit is the equivalent of the suit wearing shitty little twerp on a college campus c. 2017 being a conservative edge lord. Change my mind.

not like there’s a million and a half shows in production at any given moment.