I just got spun, it's great.
That's why no one ever comes over to visit
Blackout
joined 11 months ago
Change the name to Star Trek and get a crew together composed of beings from around the universe and a black lady. To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, yadda yadda yadda...
God: I want to smite them all and fuck off to Rigel 7.
Jesus: Please don't.
I'm going to leave work 1.3ms early
The kind that would lay waste to an entire quadrant for just one drop.
I am a strict humanitarian. I only eat humans.
The whole world is terrorized by assholes
My Temu order coming in as expected
In America, once a child is born they immediately become invisible to republicans. Maybe we should be raising them in the way of the Shinobi?
Charge them rent and use that money to buy a social media company.
Think about it. Those kids never let the Jewish rabbit have any of their trix. And those flavors!
I have an enterprise account and they added this button today. Guess what used to be there? The profile image where you could so conveniently swipe up or down to switch between gmail accounts. This is the kind of UI garbage that makes you want to move your entire company to another service just because you can.
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