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[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 132 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Fake: girl was actually interested in anon

Gay: anon is implying they aren’t in the military, but Russia requires all men to be cannon fodder. Ergo, anon must be a woman, and women who like women are gay.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fake: there are no women on 4Chan

Gay: you're hyper focused on another man's genitals

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha fair enough

Tbf though, I don’t think I said anything about genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply to you lol

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply

Now look who's hyperfocused

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

cogito ergo gay

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 70 points 1 day ago (3 children)

She probably thought it was some sort of infiltration attempt by the Kremlin.

I too don't trust Russians who aren't open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Seems dangerous to say that on social media if you live in Russia ... so yeah, kind of difficult to build trust with foreign social media contacts.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 14 points 20 hours ago

Me too but with Americans

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I too don’t trust Russians who aren’t open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

That's a fair position to take, but I know far to many Americans who hold this view while being silent about our occupations and the constant drone strikes.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Fortunately it's entirely possible to be neither Russian nor American.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 16 hours ago

Well considering that Russia has basically lost a war to a largely civilian-based resistance, and the US seems insistent on sending all of their troops to rather pointlessly freeze to death in Greenland, I'm not particularly concerned about either country engaging in world domination.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

Americans tend to just not know we are doing that stuff at all in the first place.

Hard to dislike or be against something. When your too uneducated and ignorant to do much more the breath and blink at the same time.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Wasn't the Iraq invasion one of the most protested things ever?

Didn't work of course, I think to stop a government determined on war you need to push even harder. Remove their ability to govern.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 6 hours ago

But what about America?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's like saying you're from Germany in world war... Actually, it doesn't matter which one.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Third time's the charm Germany, be the good guys this time

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe next time we just don't get involved at all? That would be nice

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Wdym they weren't last time? /s

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 1 day ago

Far right ideology is on the rise there too. They just got rid of welfare to fund the military and tax breaks for the wealthy.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

op is probably sunflower zoned now

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Drone zoned

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why you think he even got drafted?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 19 hours ago

as a 4chan user they likely used him for landmine detection

[–] kwomp2@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago

Purity tests and identity before process

or why as a lefty I'm enormously annoyed by many many lefties

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

So relatable, amiright fellow kids?

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago

OP may have been defenestrated.

[–] BoJackHorseman@lemmy.world -4 points 6 hours ago

Same way the Jews think 5 year old kids are terrorists