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Penis ornaments. Why? Why the fuck not? Shout out to @CelloMike@lemmy.world for the amazing wooden starship model.

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Trauma. I seem to collect it without even trying or wanting it. Like it just happens without my approval or wanting it.

Guess.

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USB power banks.

It's just so useful to just have another one to grab when the one you're using runs out, and let that one charge in the meanwhile. I can also just take two in my bag and never run dry.

Mental 'challenges.'

Trust me, I didn't start this life with a desire to acquire so many (if any.)

Some of them were "gifts" from my parents. (Relatable post)

• Common handtools. I have at least 2 - 3 of each. One set in my work truck and another in the toolshed. What can I say - I'm a sucker for tools.

• Traditional hatchets. If I see an old hand-made axe head for sale with or without a handle for a decent price I'll buy it because they're not making more of them. I'll gladly sell/hand over one to who ever needs, appreciates and promises to look after one.

• Bikes. I don't sell the old when I buy new one. It's worth more to me as a bike than as the money I'd get from it.

• Hand carts. I don't know how I ended up with two but here we are.

Children

Headphones. I have my commuting headphones, walking headphones, working headphones, video game headphones, music headphones... I also have two pairs of earphones.

I could get down to two pairs of headphones and one pair of earphones.

Electric razors. I have one for the left hand and one for the right. I bought one several years ago and was gifted the same model about the same time. Didn't have the heart to tell them I already had one. Turns out shaving with two razers goes pretty fast.

Games I've got through steam or gog, but still pick up if it's free on Epic.

I find that if I really like a product, I don't want to have to go to the trouble of finding a new one in future if I lose/break the first one. Often, even if it's something that you wouldn't realistically expect to break, I'll buy a few of it just in case, like clipboards, or document cases.

Another is consumables. For example, I bought an unusual eraser holder that has replaceable inserts for it. I really like it, so of course I had to buy 20 years' worth of inserts because I can almost guarantee they'll stop making inserts before I'm finished using the product.

For bulk food prep, it's often easier to work in batches. For example, I might make 5 days' worth of breakfasts at once, and store them in the fridge. In that case, I need 5 * <number of people> worth of containers. I also need to account for contingencies: what if a guest stays over? I don't strictly need that many identical containers, but it makes for a good system

Can openers, they're cheap, I keep losing them, buying them, and finding them.

Clerks the animated series dvd sets

Gaming computers. I have a laptop, a desktop, a Steam Deck, a light handheld and a smartphone. Not to mention a few older consoles, but they don't get much use anymore. The others all do.

Keyboards. Wired, wireless, red switch, blue switch, LED, plain, full, half. I like having options.

Watches …

Trackballs. Once you make the jump, a world opens up. There's always a better, more comfortable, more feature rich trackball to be had.

Indoor plants. Its like a jungle in here.

Languages...

because immigration...

and why I maintain my previous languages? because I wanna feel superior to others

:P

I needed a machete one time and honestly could have managed with a different tool. I now own three of them.

RJ11 cable

Chances to make a change in my miserable, depressive life. It only takes one opportunity to capture, one chance to seize and decide to do things differently, but alas, I'm not there yet. Thankfully, I have multiple - nay - an unlimited amount of chances ahead.

Materialistically speaking, off the top of my head, maybe my physical security keys (Yubico)? I have a backup key so that I don't get locked out of my accounts in case I loose my main key, but I could manage without the backup. Jeesh, it's hard to come up with something material that I have multiple of since I'm a minimalist and literally have like ONE plate and ONE spoon/fork/knife if you catch my drift.

random old android phones (theyre fun)

hard drives random people give to me (promise ill use them eventually!)

shadow plushies (hes cool ok!)

ikea otter plushies (people knew i love otters, got me them, im committed to the bit now)

i have a lot of plushies in general but most of them are different

Lip balms, nail clippers, and we have a lot of laundry baskets despite living in a 3 room apartment. Two or three per room and three/four in the main laundry collecting area.

10mm wrenches. Saw a deal online years ago for 20 wrenches for like 20 bucks. I was still doing field work at the the time so 10 and 11 mm were common purchases for me. They didn't break, so there was no need for an expensive warranty. They just got misplaced, usually by a trainee who didnt have their own tools.

It was frustrating because buy even one cheap wrench was $10, but a kit of 8 or 10 wrenches could be bought on sale for $20. I have a few of those kits too, and a few socket kits. I have yet to use most of the pieces in 20 years. I mostlt just needed the 10, 11, and 13mm.

A 20 pack of 10mm for cheap? I couldn't pass that up. Then I stopped working field. Now I have a shed full of tools that I might never use again. Nothing wrong with them except some old batteries maybe. I refuse to get rid of them in case I have to back to field work. But it makes me look like a hoarder.

Double edge safety razors: if I had to choose only one, Rockwell 6S is enough, but they really perform different and have different feel. I mostly use four or five on a daily basis, but it is more than necessary.

Also, fountain pens: it's pretty much the same, TWSBI pen(s) would suffice, but there are too many brands and models with different look and feel, hard to choose only one. Plus in case of pens multiple ones allow for use of different inks at the same time (those I also have multiple compared to the amount that would suffice, even in the same colour)

Motorcycles.

N+1.

Knives, I have a lot of knives. Always looking for that new look or different blade geometry. New fancy metal or accessories. Just always been a blade or edged weapon kind of guy.

I have a bunch of bows too. Into archery as well...

Vacuum Cleaners

We have four.

One lives in my backyard shed, for cleanups and dust collection.

One lives in my garage, for cleaning the cars.

Our house is split level, so we have one for upstairs and another one for downstairs. All to save carrying it up and down the six steps that divide the front and back of the house. These two are the same make and model.

writing tools

Back in the vinyl phase a few years ago, I bought both a regular cover and an alternate cover of an album.

It was so cool for about 3 seconds, when I realised the record/music were the same. Realised I paid double JUST for a different picture.

Last record I ever bought

I have items for home and work:

Most of the year, my work gear is stored in the shed so I have all of these duplicated in the house.

Drills - a fullsized drill at home and a mini one for at work mostly to drive nuts and bolts.

Hand tools - screwdrivers, bits, wrenches, box cutter.

Headlamps - a small AAA at home and a AA at work.

Clothes - Like most people, I have dedicated work clothes.

AA batteries

Phone chargers - Home, car, and work. I also have multiple battery banks.

Headphones - an older corded pair at home and newer BT ones at work.