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[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 154 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (10 children)

I wonder what problem the original sign addressed. Because forbidding turning right for 2 Β½ hours every morning sounds extremely specific, and sounds like one neighbor in particular had some beef with another or something, and got the city to put up the sign.

And maybe that neighbor left, or whichever problem was being addressed didn't exist anymore.

I know that's a thing because a long time ago, we had a "15mph - blind children at play" sign in our street, until someone pointed out that the blind child in question was now an adult and had moved out years ago, and the sign was just annoying everybody for nothing πŸ™‚

In other words, the guy might have replaced a useless sign with another, equally useless one on his own dime. Maybe he could simply have called the city to wonder what the sign was for, and possibly have it reviewed and removed altogether.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 171 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Given the original sign covered 7-9.30am seems like it's to prevent people cutting across traffic during peak commuting time either to prevent accidents or improve the flow of traffic.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 33 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah true. But I reckon it was worth asking.

Also, sometimes, all it takes is asking a carve-out to make your life easier.

For instance, he could have asked the city to add an "except residents" sign under the existing one. At least where I live, you'd be surprised how accommodating the administration can be if you simply ask nicely with a good argument.

Hell, he could have added the sign himself for cheaper and I bet none of the other residents would have complained about it πŸ™‚

[–] errer@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

Realllly depends on the city. Some places won’t even reply to you for months, and when they do it’ll be a bullshit answer because you’re not of the developers bribing them with millions of dollars…

[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 26 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

There is a sign like this at the end of my street. It’s morning and evening rush times. The turn in question is an offset intersection through a busy road. If you are to take a left off my street you can easily be hit by someone taking a right from the street across into the middle of the road to then take a left from the perpendicular road onto my street. The city put some surveyors out there for a bit and with the accident data and all that determined my street can’t make our left at certain times but the street across can snake their way across town just fine. The 2 streets on either side of mine are just fine to left turn from, they don’t have the offset intersection. Nobody gets pulled over for the turn either but I’m sure if you caused an accident you would get an extra citation.

[–] bklyn@piefed.social 14 points 13 hours ago

Also, kids on their way to school

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 43 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's to try and prevent people from cutting through a neighborhood during rush hour. Common in more gridded cities.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 21 points 15 hours ago

Yes; also, I’ve seen it in more suburban areas, too, near a school as a way to protect the children from cars.

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 32 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Likely a school zone. Most of these signs are because there are children crossing the street and they don't want them to get hit by cars.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 13 hours ago

If you bring it up, then it could end up in some bureaucratic limbo where nothing ever gets done. And then afterwards if you go to change it yourself they’ll figure it was you. So maybe easier just to change it yourself in the first place?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 hours ago

School kids probably

[–] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

There's a sign by my house, on a road I need to turn right on at about 420 every day, that says no right-on-red turns between 730am to 430pm on school days.

It's frustrating, because it doesn't seem like it's actually protecting children for 9 hours a day

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[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

His sign wasn't useless, the new one was about 20% less useless.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Hissjgn

Seriously, do people just hit "save" or "post" without even glancing at what they wrote?

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 142 points 9 hours ago (14 children)

My great grandma had a similar story, the bus stop was in front of my grandparent's bedroom, they hated that people would gather in their bedroom window. she asked for the stop to be moved a few meters down the road, so it is between the houses and not in front of it. the municipality denied her.

Until that point the bus stop was nothing but a sign, she heard that they were going to remove it and install a proper bus stop with a bench and shade.

She asked the city build it a few meters down, still nothing.

the night before they began construction, my great grandma just moved the sign to where she wanted it. they built the bus stop where the sign was, and today, that bus stop is still where she wanted it to. Possibly until perpetuity

Possibility: They know it’s in the wrong spot. They don’t know why. So they figure someone screwed up, they don’t know who, but they don’t want it to be them or their department. So nobody says anything, and the stop remains unchanged.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Are people really praising this? I guess fuck the engineers who did a traffic study, and fuck the school children walking in that area from 7-7:30 I guess.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 73 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

Just because a traffic engineer has qualifications doesn't necessarily guarantee they're not an asshole who is wrong and also sucks.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 hours ago

Title text is great

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

to be fair on traffic engineers timing lights we have verifiable proof that sometimes adding roads can actually increase taffic (and that removing them can decrease it) And this information is not always taken into account on a high level so they get stuck trying to fix an innately flawed system.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 7 hours ago

Or, hear me out, maybe the sign was just wrong. If they haven't catch up in almost a year that was probably the case.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 8 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Did you just invent a school zone to make an argument? What would the hypothetical civil engineers have to say after running countless hours of simulations on imagined children?

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 60 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Guy did this in LA, correctly noting a lane on the 110 that goes to the 5 North.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 14 points 11 hours ago

Thank you, it was the first thing I thought and was about to go search for it

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[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 16 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 26 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's just life advice. No memes here

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

But why post this in c/memes then? There are better fitting communities.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 23 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

None of the "memes" I see these days in "meme" communities are memes and it's honestly mildly annoying.

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 13 points 15 hours ago

Because the mods in this community give zero fucks about what's posted. You're more likely to get comments removed for pointing out shitty posts than a shitty post will be pulled.

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 32 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

cloak and dagger

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[–] nyctre@piefed.social 56 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

In all fairness, he's discussing stuff he'd done 13 years prior.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

And without enough info to point to a specific intersection.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 26 points 12 hours ago

"Oh shit, InfiniteRespect4757 just confessed to a crim on the Internet from years ago. We finally got em boys!"

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 32 points 11 hours ago

We have a road that goes under a bridge so that you can make a right to go east on a 4 lane road. People would sit at that corner waiting to go left and it caused massive backups. (Which made no sense, why go under the bridge then? Use a different corner and make a right to go west!). We asked the city to make it right turn only - they interpreted it slightly differently and thought we meant people were heading straight the wrong way up a one way, rather than turning to that corner, came and put a temporary sign. I went with one of my kids, wearing safety vests, and moved the temporary sign to the corner we wanted it at.

Later the city came and put the permanent sign where we had it, and ALSO changed the paint on the road to make it one way right at the corner and disallowed left turns INTO that corner, they just broadly said no left. Which is good. Nobody should be stopping at the bottom of a bridge to wait to make a left turn.

It's not like NOBODY does the left anymore, but there are not backups now because nobody is going to sit there waiting to go left, they get honked at.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 30 points 16 hours ago
[–] termaxima@slrpnk.net 17 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Looking to bulk order "pedestrian zone" and "cycles only" signs some time soon πŸ‘€

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 13 points 7 hours ago

Flock is watching.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 2 hours ago

One of my favorite modern day quotes recently has been:

"People really do be using their free will out here."

Did you know you can just rent a line painting tool and buy a high vis vest and hard hat?

You can just get all the things you need to make a bike lane.

Nobody will question you.

Be the change.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

My friends and I stole a speed limit sign over a decade ago and they still haven't replaced it.

They did replace the one on the other side of the road about 4 years ago.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 23 points 11 hours ago

20 years ago, our town had a war over an intersection.

Someone decided to upgrade a 3 way intersection, for a a dirt road going into the woods off a main artery. (rumored someone in town planning bought a house on that road and was trying to make it so they didnt have to wait a long time for a gap in traffic)

So they made it a 3 way stop unsteady of just the dirt road having a stop sign. This caused tragic to back up miles on either side, as it was pretty much the only stop on the main road going out to the town's comercial district (100s of work vehicles traveling it at 9 and 5)

Almost immediatley, People started coming out with chain saws, and wpuld cut down the 4x4 wood signpost. Leaving the stump and the concrete block in the ground. Fairly quickly, the town ran out of room on the narrow strip between the road and the bike path, and started hammering in metal posts, wedged between the buried cement supports.

Guys with welders on their trucks started cutting those down flush with the ground. At one point, a cop car was stationed there overnight.

The police report detailed 2 trucks, with chain strung between them, driving on either side of the post at speed, wrapping the sign, and tearing it out of the ground before dropping the chain.

Thst was about as far as it got before town meeting, where an inquest was called for into the appropriateness , and approval process, and who had put in the work order etc. (There was some passage about the planning board being able to make minor changes to signage, etc without impact studies, and going through the approval process (which includes open forum, and with enough detractors to a project can force it to be put to a vote)

The main point of contention being how anyone qualified to be in that position could think that something that caused a 30-60 minute delay on a 5 mile road qualified as a 'minor change'

Iirc the whole thing ended with the town cementing over that little strip (covering over all the metal and wood protrusions, and effectively signaling a stop sign couldn't be put there anymore) and then several members of the planing commision, resigning their posts, which made the inquest moot.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

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