I wish more pop science reporters would report on "dark energy" and "dark matter" as the questions they are.
Dark energy is "our best models of physics say redshift is due to movement away, and when we apply that model to our best observations the furthest galaxies appear to be accelerating, what the fuck is making them accelerate"?
(Dark matter is, simpler, "why are all these galaxies rotating as if they have way more matter than we can see -- and why the fuck can't we see that matter?")



