Um actually this is a possible result of the Boltzmann effect. I did not read the theory properly but I am verysmart and anything that makes me feel superior is basically correct.
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As a Higgz Bozon I can confirm this
OMG-particle
More like Higgs Moron
More like a Higgs Bozo.
It's not science, we don't say "must have been Christianity" that brought the presents.
It's Stephen Hawking that brings the presents! He uses wormholes to deliver them without having to go anywhere physically. It's really just basic science.
Santa's lazy ass just be dumping his entire sack of gifts after 3 houses. What a scam!
Santa: oh that house looks nice, let's drop some big presents! Ew that house over there looks poor, maybe just leave em a few trinkets or come back next year
Well psuedo-science says it can with 10th dimensional string vibrations causing harmonic variations which would create gaps in the fabric of space/time and allow wormholes from unknown where and when to open in a toy factory of the wrapping paper people. Santa is an elaborate lie for your mom's indiscretions.
Also a cosmic horror dimension. Where wrapping paper people, have wrapping paper as their epidermis.
Aw! They make gifts for each other from each other. The most intimate kind of giving.
I'm tired and somehow read that as spidermas
Data: Captain, due to a highly improbable fluctuation of subspace, it appears that all Christmas presents for the neighborhood have quantum tunneled underneath our Christmas tree.
Geordi: if we reverse the polarity of the warp coils and emit precisely positioned nadion bursts from the phaser arrays we could reverse the tunnels and send the gifts back to their original locations.
Riker: We could save Christmas?
Picard: Mr. Laforge, Mr. Worf, make it ho ho ho.
Worf: Sir, I object. I am not a merry man.
That's some top tier techno-jargon. Merry Christmas!
Glory to you… and to your house.
Live long and prosper.
Looks like an el niño year
If Big Boss believe in Santa - we have no grounds to deny that. Big Boss is in the know. A true Patriot.