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We can get a couple hundred actors a couple times a week in different cities for "events".
We can get him some audience dressed in orange at a facility with 24/7 service
Don't give me hope.
He's already grifted untold billions, so why continue with the headache? He can fuck off into the sunset and never face repercussions for anything. Maybe he'll even join Bush Jr in a painting session and the media can lick their asses acting as if they didn't do immeasurable damage to the country...
Are we certain he hasn’t already died and they shoved an animatronic chat bot up his ass?
It would explain a lot. Including the smell.
I mean. If it gets him out of politics, I’m sure we can get him an off-mainstreet theater in Branson.
(I know he’s full of shit, like always, but I can snicker, can’t I?)
He's trolling you and it's working. Sad.