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[–] Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works 46 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

We can get a couple hundred actors a couple times a week in different cities for "events".

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 8 hours ago

We can get him some audience dressed in orange at a facility with 24/7 service

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 31 points 10 hours ago
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 29 points 10 hours ago

Don't give me hope.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago

He's already grifted untold billions, so why continue with the headache? He can fuck off into the sunset and never face repercussions for anything. Maybe he'll even join Bush Jr in a painting session and the media can lick their asses acting as if they didn't do immeasurable damage to the country...

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Are we certain he hasn’t already died and they shoved an animatronic chat bot up his ass?

It would explain a lot. Including the smell.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I mean. If it gets him out of politics, I’m sure we can get him an off-mainstreet theater in Branson.

(I know he’s full of shit, like always, but I can snicker, can’t I?)

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago

He's trolling you and it's working. Sad.