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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 49 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

I gotta say, the folks putting up the "Put The Christ Back In Christmas" signs during the holiday season are some of the least festive and most Grinchy on the block.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 7 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

We don't seem to have that movement here (Germany), so I'm wondering is it really about Christ or is it only against other religions or Atheists? What I mean is: Santa Clause isn't Christian, are they against it too?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

If you really want to scare a German with Santa Claus, tell them he's Turkish.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's against secular Christmas, which is a major holiday in America. It's the difference between nativities, hymns, and a certain Turkish bishop with a penchant for necromancy vs decorated trees, holiday themed pop music by Jewish singers, and a neo odinic figure with flying caribou.

Also yeah they're mad atheists and other non Christians have a happy time at the holidays.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

They're also wrong. Christmas is just Saturnalia rebranded/appropriated. Christ wasn't even born in the winter according to scripture.

Santa is the reason for the season. And consumerism! And lights!

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 3 hours ago

From the hotel bookings, I'd say he was born during the World Cup.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Being a religious fanatic is a joyless existence.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago

Am I supposed to pick up a the birthday cake or something? Is it cheating if I use the number candles?

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I say Happy Holidays because somebody's gotta be on the other side and I've been auto-assigned to that team.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Merry Christmas: no alliteration❌

Happy Holidays: has alliteration✅

Conclusion: Happy Holidays > Merry Christmas

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I say Happy Holidays, and I've got a total of 6 trees in my house not counting the ones without lights, outside lights, I don't know how many nutcrackers. I must give the MAGAs serious confusion.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

"Happy Yule then"

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Not gonna play my harmonica