Mine's "never run after a bus". It's pointless; you won't make it, just wait for the next one. Things go shitty because of that? Well, that's life, just deal with it. Running after things just makes you out of breath and desperate instead of learning planning and patience
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I run after the bus all the time and make it. Saves me ten minutes I can spend with the friend I’m visiting.
Edit: plus it’s extra gains
Never fart while taking a pee...you might just shit your pants.
"Like your job. Love your wife." - Dell from Trains, Planes, and Automobiles. You can generalize that to say, your job is just a means to an end. Don't work a job you hate, but look elsewhere for true fulfillment in life.
"Go to the bathroom when you don't have to go so you don't have to go when you have to go"
Or, er, use the bathroom when one is available so you don't need one and there isn't one there. I can now use the restroom on demand even if it's not much just so I'm not desperate later and can find a better location.
I call that the preemptive strike :) Very fond of it as someone with a bladder the size of a five year old.
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