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[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

I mean, thisis pretty much the same for all languages...

Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive is not really any easier

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

No, but:

Five hundred fifty-five thousand five hundred and fifty-five

is waaaaaay easier than

Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

butwiththessdpricesthesedaysyougottaconsiderthestoragecosts

[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You use numbers instead of the fucking words

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

♫ ♪ ♬ One trillion bottles of beer on the wall, one trillion bottles of beer,

you take one down pass it around nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall.

nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer onn the wall. Nine-hundred and ninety-nine billion nine-hundred and ninety-nine million nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine bottles of beer, you take one down pass it around...

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Except, you know, spaces.

[–] Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago (10 children)

How do you feel about Einhundertzweiunddreißigtausendvierhundertfünfundsechzig?

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

I love that band! Wait, no. I was mistaking it for Einstürzende Neubauten.

[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

132465 noice

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[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did you hear it or should I repeat?

[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

Once again, please

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Finnish equivalent would be viisisataaviisikymmentäviisituhattaviisisataaviisikymmentäviisi i think

It's even worse cause some of the numbers within the number are conjugated in the partitive case and whenever you want to conjugate the number into one of Finnish's 15 cases you have to apply it onto every number, so that number conjugated in the inessive case (meaning in something) is viidessäsadessaviidessäkymmenessäviidessätuhannessaviidessäsadessaviidessäkymmenessäviidessä i think

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Ok, you fin.

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As someone learning German, I was able to figure this out pretty quickly since there is a pattern. But I still forget what Warum means every time I see it

[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The word just isn't sticking with me, I dunno why. If I knew I would fix it and learn it better.

[–] leave_it_blank@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just remember this conversation. You will forever know what it means.

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Ha. Yeah it really wasn't sticking lol

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

Actually laughed out, have to work harder now.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was not actually a question, but a translation

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Ha. Very much not sticking as you can see.

[–] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

How 'bout tschechisches Streichholzschächtelchen?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Chuchichäschtli

[–] leave_it_blank@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Schäschische Tontäschnika.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

555555, too much effort.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

how about french counting/way of spelling a number? :D

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Fünfhundertfünfundzwanzigtausendsechshundert Minuten

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Read to the tune of "five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes."

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago

The spaces between the words is not efficient.

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

This looks like a fhün language.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 13 hours ago
[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I thought Danish was particularly weird with the number 5. May have been a different number though

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 points 2 days ago

Fivethousandfivehundredfiveandhalftothethirdtimestwenty

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 2 points 2 days ago

Danish counts in a weird way. But nothing in particular about five (that's fem, just like in Swedish)

[–] MissyBee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

Want to talk about it?

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