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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 139 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm here because I find fulfillment in creating spreadsheets and having my expertise routinely ignored.

[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

But do those spreadsheets also never go to any meaningful use? That's the dream.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

They're used as ad-hoc databases. Mission critical ones!

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Relegated to a random shared drive, never to be opened again.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 77 points 1 day ago (6 children)

You know how at some point people always say "id still work when I'm retired" like it's some sort of badge of honor? Like their character integrity would be hurt if they didn't.

Fuck that. I retired and immediately stopped working. Life is amazing when you don't have to be somewhere every morning rain or shine. I don't want to be anywhere i don't want to be anymore.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want to retire early, but I would still keep working because I find what I do stimulating and rewarding.

Retirement for me would be working small jobs that I want to do, and taking classes that I find interesting. I’d probably be taking jobs at small businesses and charities.

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would "work" as in do what I do for a living but not at the behest of someone else. I would only create for my own use and enjoyment.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

Exactly how I feel.

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The year of Covid lockdown that I didn’t go to work was the most amazing time.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I worked through covid. We were not pleased everyone else got a "vacation". I think that was a big reason why i couldn't wait to retire.

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The clapping for essential workers wasn’t enough for you? Entitled much? /s

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey we got a neat little superman nurse postcard. I'm happy.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So wait, you're one of those people who helped humanity survive?

Thanks a lot.

(That's both sincere and sarcastic)

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 22 hours ago

Lol yeah, my bad.

Honestly though, i saw far too many baby sized body bags to feel good about it.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

I work to live and not the other way around. As soon as I can afford not to work anymore, you can be assured that I won't. The wife and I have plans to retire to SE Asia, so hopefully just a few more years or so.

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[–] Emi@ani.social 4 points 1 day ago

I think almost everyone wants to work except not what work means today. I doubt anyone wants to sit home and stare at the wall and even if they want to why not just let them instead for them to make problems.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

A lot of folks have their work tied to their personality like that.

I do kind of get the idea of working into retirement - I actually really like my job, it's not soul crushing, and I pretty much get paid to learn things and write about them. In that regard, I'd be okay to keep going for a long time because I fucking love learning. It's a sweet gig, and super rare. Big difference vs. someone conditioned to toil to their detriment.

I will retire, but when I do, I intend to be active in other things related to what I do for work. Volunteerism, mentoring, etc.

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[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

even the person who was paid to our that sign up.. they wouldn't be there doing that if not for the paycheck.

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

They also get a power trip out of it. Some people would do that for free

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

US version:

I'm here for a paycheck and insurance so I can afford medication to not die.

Because I need to pay my high medical deductible, daycare expenses, mortgage, and a car payment that adds up to about $60,000 a year from my yearly income of $65,000 gross before taxes.

Oh yeah and the coffee is free, which helps, because rich people tell us, all this burden would go away if we didn't buy Starbucks so often.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My job once gave us water coolers and coffee. At one point the coffee was a big all in one where you can make great drinks with it. Then they took it away because it cost to much. We then had kurigs. They then took away the pods because apparently we cant be trusted and people were stealing them. At least we could still bring ours in! Oh once they broke they refused to replace them so we had no more coffee. Then they took the water away as well once the company claimed it needed cutbacks because it is not doing well. Even the perks are all going away. I remember when I first started 20 years ago we got 2 holiday parties where the company rented a big venue and gave out 10, 15, 20 year anniversary gifts and bonuses and the other party was our department one. Those ended 10 years ago and not a word on anything ever coming back.

The only perk now is that they cutback so much they have no room for my department anymore and we became full remote a little over a year ago. Yay!

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Remote is great but you might want to polish up your resume while the company is still semi-solvent, since it's easier to find a new job while you're still employed.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

I am, but I am also in a tight spot since I have a kid who has 1 more year left until school starts and we can't really afford daycare. This job has been nice since the work has also been much easier compared to 5 years ago. After that happens I am looking for something new immediately.

[–] iPlayTheKazoo@feddit.nl 21 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I guess that I'm going a bit against the anti work consensus around here, but does everyone hate their job on Lemmy? I wouldn't want to work for free, but I enjoy my audio engineering job

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Hate my job? No. I actually love my job. It's an amazing first step in my career and I plan on being here for many years. It's engaging, it's creative, it's building my skills, it's a casual environment, and I'm friends with my co-workers and my boss.

But I'm only at my job because I need to make money. I have lots and lots and lots of stuff to do with my free time. I want to travel, and play video games at the most base level, but I also have my own creative hobbies which, while I love my job, I would rather dedicate my days to. I only have so much free time in my life.

So the only reason I have this job that I love is because I need money to live. Sorry job, I'm just not that into you.

[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 23 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

So, I'm a teacher, and I love my career. The fact that I get paid good money to hang out with teenagers and make a difference in so many lives is almost mind-boggling to me. But it's still work. The job is exhausting, prep work and grading both suck, and I'm never happy to wake up at 7am. I'd never do it for free, and I'm always excited to have a day off.

The days off make me appreciate my job, and the shitty, boring parts of the job make me appreciate my time off. There's a gap between "I love my job" and "my job isn't even work," and many people struggle to grasp that.

As an aside, the anti-work sentiment around here is less a rejection of engaging with a task that betters society, and more about the current system of work and pay, where our labour disproportionately benefits others. Most "anti-work" people want to have a task that adds value to the world, and despise aimless, soulless corporate tasks that benefit CEOs and share holders.

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[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

I don't hate my job but it is something I do exclusively to make money. It has no role in self actualisation for me.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Love my job. Still wouldn't spend a second doing it for zero pay.

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I like my job.

But making a place an enjoyable place to work is up to management.

But they seem to think it's something they can just mandate.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

To add, I think theres a difference between 'im here to work in exchange for money' and 'im just here for 8 hrs to collect a check'

I used to manage restaurants, usually with a pooled house (all tips get tallied together, and divided by percentage based on position, which always reminded me of the way it was done on old pirate ships)

In these pooled houses it was always extremely obvious- youd have some servers touching other server's tables, helping bus / run food when appropriate, etc. (Which is what the system is meant to incentivize- if your help gets the other waiter a better tip, thats more money in your pocket as well)

And you'd have servers who did the bare minimum even for their own section, and saw it as 'if i spend 8 hrs On the floor dokng the bare minimum to not sent home, I get my percentage of the pot, I dont even have to do a good job on my tables'

Right now im running a residential solar crew, and weve got a couple guys who have a similar attitude; the moment they aren't under a direct task, they just stop working. (Its not a matter of not knowing whats next, and prepping for that, they've been here almost a year now, and theres almost always something obvious to be doing next, even if its just grabbing the next box of materials.)

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[–] ngdev@lemmy.zip 4 points 21 hours ago

audio engineering sounds sick af

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[–] X@piefed.world 17 points 1 day ago

“Management team”, oblivious as always

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

EMPLOYER

ATTITUDES

We don't expect the

ownership to pay

wages with a[n] "I'm just

here for the labor"

mindset.

-Employment

Sure, we agreed that I would get paid at least this much in our contract, but haven't you ever heard of "going the extra mile"? Don't you want to pay more than just the bare minimum? C'mon, be a team player!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I hope people realize how amazing this response is.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

Family doesn't make me talk to strangers on holidays.

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 14 points 1 day ago

"Then you will be disappointed."

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago

I will never understand the kind of entitled attitude that people should be expected to work in order to make you successful...

Like fuck you manager/CEO. I could not possibly care less about how much more money you get to make or how many pats on the back you get for breaking records... Why the hell should I be expected to be here for that?

The whole "it's about helping the business succeed!" (...yeah that's making YOU successful...)

[–] Marinatorres@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

Paycheck is literally the job description. If you want passion, hire a volunteer.

[–] atlasraven@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

"Why does the CEO show up?"

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I'd do my job for free for a few days just to help people out (which I like doing) and there's parts of it I enjoy.

But I like paddling down the river much more.

For most people, a paycheck is a business financially compensating them for the time lost and the effort done. The business is of no value to the employee otherwise. The compensation must be fair and worth their while, else the business will have to find someone worth what they're willing to offer in compensation.

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[–] PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Everyone that works is there for the paycheck. If you want better work done, then pay for it, this includes benefits.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Sounds like someone has shit expectations.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Management Team is here for the petty power boost

Feels like rage bait

[–] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If I am not here for recreational drugs, I am here for the pay check. What else you want from me then??

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 4 points 18 hours ago

I’d flip the sign, and write: “Then raise our dividends, Karen Ment.”

Glad I don't have to remind folks in this community who are the class traitors.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Oh so they want the we’re family mindset?

“Since we’re family, could you help me take care of grandma tonight?”

“Will you be at my mom’s funeral? Can you help with the flowers?”

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Management spent .75$ more to create that sign.

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