charged with attempted mayhem
Man, if you don't want people to do this type of thing, you really shouldn't be giving it the coolest title ever.
this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2025
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Attempted mayhem = zany hijinks with no real victims.
She is not very sharp, is she?
No, but she lives life on the edge to make up for it.
These puns are cutting deep.
The line between hilarious and stupid is razor thin.
That's exactly why I don't unbag loaves of bread and eat them like corn cobs.
That's exactly why I don't unbag loaves of bread and eat them like corn cobs.
That's the first time I've ever seen those words arranged in that particular order. You made a whole brand new sentence.
I believe people in the south often eat loaves of bread whole at once stuffed into their fat faces. Occasionally they make a bread bowl full of fat and butter.
Hey now! Some of us fat faces prefer to rip it into pieces and dip it into garlic & sun dried tomato infused olive oil.
It's the reprobates that haven't learned the full use of an opposable thumb yet.
Hey now don't do them dirty like that, it'd be bacon grease and butter totally different taste.
I actually prefer chicken grease myself, much easier on arteries
As a former Texas resident I can confirm that deep fried butter is a thing at the state fair. No I didn't try it. The only deep fried food worth eating at the fair is deep fried pickles, change my mind.
I can't fathom why someone would put razors in random loaves of bread. I'm morbidly curious as to what her logic was.
to see the publics reaction once someone gets hurt, like tyelenol incident, and razorblades in candy in halloween.
People get off on the weirdest things
Mental illness?
the thumbnail looks like one of my friends that is bald but with a yellow wig
Surprised she can get out on bond.
Technically true, but practically she can't. Her bond was set at a number that makes it extremely unlikely she would be able to pay
Is the charge of Mayhem a misdemeanor or a felony?
attempted mayhem to be exact, so probably not a serious charge,.
Make them eat the bread as punishment.