You know you fucked up in life if in the afterlife after you die ... you are not greeted by St Peter ... but you are greeted by Clippy
this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2025
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Clippy never lied to me, unlike his shitty cousin, who can’t stop blowing smoke up my anus.
Fuck you, dmv not today
That's always the right way to feel about the DMV.
Where I grew up, we called it the MVA. I didn't learn that was relatively abnormal until almost my twenties.
In Maryland they call it MVA because their definition of "DMV" is "DC & Maryland & Virginia."
Everyone in those two states uses "DMV" synonymously with "DC/ Maryland/Virginia" which is the whole area that employs & houses White House & government & military & NSA, FBI, & CIA workers & the zillions of people who support it & remotely affiliated with it, families of govt workers & people born there & whoever else lives there for whatever reasons.
I, for one, left as soon as I could.
TIL! Thanks!
Honestly, I kind of needed this. Thanks, OP.
Wow, rude
Work within a tolerance of error.
Its not about the best conditions just good enough to get the job done.
I feel like there's room for a youtube series about how this is all around us.
"Good Enough: how engineering works in the real world."
I like to say you can build on your mistakes and partial successes
Ideal condiontions DO exist.
I always do my new years resolutions (between January 3-5...)
Nowadays it should be possible to respond whatever we want with text.