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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

I mean, to be fair... I use Lemmy, and I think the same thing. Which then gets the song ace of spades going in my head.

[–] TRock@feddit.dk 5 points 5 days ago

You're using Lemmy? C'mon, stop lying πŸ€₯

Same, but Bomber.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

For me it's "God Was Never On Your Side" which is honestly very apt for the platform.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 days ago

Firat time I heard it was on the Kenny Evertt Video Show

Kenny was a bit of legend, rumor has it he was the one that first played Bohemian Rhapsody on his BBC music radio show, everyone else said it was rubbish or too long.

[–] lime@feddit.nl 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

When I hear β€œMastodon”, the first thing that comes to mind is the band as well.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 5 points 5 days ago

Mastodon reminds me of Shinchan.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 18 points 5 days ago

just remind him

The only card I need is the ace of spades

THE ACE OF SPADES!!!!

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Rest in peace, you goddamn legend.

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

As you should.

[–] lath@piefed.social 10 points 5 days ago

To be portrayed by Pedro Pascal.

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

This is my goat Lemmy. Named aftercLemmy, but not Lemmy.

![a young calico goat sittingbon a hay feeder]image

[–] DrCat@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

Now this is the content I’m looking for.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago

This is the way

[–] eta@feddit.org 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

At least partly that's where the name came from, didn't it?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I didn't know Russian plants listened to 20th century metal.

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

It's what I picture every time I say Lemmy.

Uh, maybe don't correct him.

There is a large portrait of Lemmy Kilmister hanging on the wall in both places I work.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Your coworker is 100% correct

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Who would when in a guitar battle?

Lemmy or God?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Trick question. Lemmy is god.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Long live Brendon Frasier and Steve Buscemi!

Adam Sandler can rot in hell.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My coworkers can't spell, and even if they could, this is what they hear:

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[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 1 points 5 days ago
[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago

Looking for the down side here...

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Hey look... it's that guy from Hawkwind!

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What about the Scottish comedian?

[–] HeneryHawk@reddthat.com 4 points 5 days ago

He is Limmy, not Lemmy

[–] enbee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago

As one should.

[–] aeiou@piefed.social 4 points 5 days ago

I keep picturing Limmy.

something something steel feathers

So if Lemmy is not named after Lemmy, then what is Lemmy named after?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm on here and also think the same. RIP in peace you sweet prince.

[–] ngdev@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

tbh be honest i hope he does RIP in peace

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I see what you did there haha.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

Are we coworkers?

I refer to the people here as Motorheads

[–] motruck@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Killed by death!

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 2 points 5 days ago

I mean...

So do I, and it's a selling point, imo.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I would never have the courage to tell a coworker I use the obscure communist social media site. And if I phrased it that way they'd probably assume I was talking about rednote

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

It’s such a stupid fucking name.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world -2 points 4 days ago

Honestly such a cool name wasted on a platform maintained by Tankies.