Clickbait title acting like it's a mystery...
It's obviously the giant sloths, because we can see the claw marks from giant sloths making them.
We've known for like a decade now.
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Yeah.... But we have no evidence that proves they were terrestrial sloths. They were obviously creating these complex tunnels deep underground to hide something. Something like a space craft or teleportation gate to the sloth dimension.
You're just afraid to dig up the truth. #slothgate
I recently read that these specific sloths evolved into transgender hermaphrodites which ultimately led to their extinction. They've actually traced their rise and fall to the implementation of space lazers causing massive flooding around the world. Funny how history repeats itself.
Also they made the frogs gay
Not every conspiracy has to end with gate.
#TheSlothIsOutThere
#TheSlothIsOutThereByTheGate
Goddammit!
✌️ I'm not a gate. ✌️
I'm not a gate.
I can tell by your gait.
oh, you're not even sarcastic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megatherium
and here some people complain about moles
Yeah, going off memory but they're why avocados evolved too.
They were big enough to eat them whole and poop out the seeds, so they're the reason we have guacamole.
Mom! The giant sloths have dug up the neighborhood again!
Elephants are also known to dig caves in search of salt
FTA:
Many of the passages are longer than 600 yards (550 meters) and tall enough for an adult to walk through without bending.
Checks out.
Badger moles?
It just says... badger
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger SNAAAAAAAAKE SNAAAAAAAKE SNAAAAAAKE
Naah, more like aliens.. /s
Shai hulud?
anyone who's played rimworld knows these guys
Fuck. I “bricked” my Rimworld with too many mods awhile ago. I need to get back to troubleshooting…I love that game.
Rip em all out and try the bare essentials. You know, cut the list down to just 100 or so mods.
Already did. There are about about 96 mods I can’t play without. You know how it goes. I should have waited longer after Odyssey to try and build a mod list.
I’m thinking I’ll just start over clean and it will fix itself because a lots must have been smoothed out by now.
My first thought. Be careful though, those fuckers can rip arms off.
Of course this is not ground sloths, that's rediculous, they are too slow
This is of course the earthbending badgermoles
SECRET TUNNEL
secret tunnel
through the mountain
secret secret secret secret
#TUNNEL
The photos in that old PDF they linked to are so cool, seeing all the claw marks.
That’s is one big bunny…
Spoiler alert: OP's mom's bad dragon XXXL tri-colored tentacle
this cave is not a natural formation
Dwarves
Could have been south American flying kangaroos.
Don't be silly. Everyone knows the South American Flying Kangaroo made nests in tall trees from the bones of their victims.
Sandworms!
Now the US will invade to "just take the spice."
It was me I made them (I was bored)