Yeah.... But we have no evidence that proves they were terrestrial sloths. They were obviously creating these complex tunnels deep underground to hide something. Something like a space craft or teleportation gate to the sloth dimension.

You're just afraid to dig up the truth. #slothgate

[–] ski11erboi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I recently read that these specific sloths evolved into transgender hermaphrodites which ultimately led to their extinction. They've actually traced their rise and fall to the implementation of space lazers causing massive flooding around the world. Funny how history repeats itself.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not every conspiracy has to end with gate.

#TheSlothIsOutThere

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

#TheSlothIsOutThereByTheGate

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Goddammit!

✌️ I'm not a gate. ✌️

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I'm not a gate.

I can tell by your gait.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Also they made the frogs gay

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

oh, you're not even sarcastic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megatherium

and here some people complain about moles

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Yeah, going off memory but they're why avocados evolved too.

They were big enough to eat them whole and poop out the seeds, so they're the reason we have guacamole.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Mom! The giant sloths have dug up the neighborhood again!

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Elephants are also known to dig caves in search of salt